Posted on Thursday, February 22, 2007
When you park your car in a church parking lot, then step out, immediately slip on black ice, fall down and land directly on your kneecaps, it’s not a good idea to yell out "Ouch! Jesus H. CHRIST!"
Because the other people in the CHURCH PARKING LOT are gonna look at you funny if you do.
You’re welcome.
Ann says: Hilarious…LOL
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Here’s what I’ve found to be true about people in churches – they’re saying and doing a LOT worse things than what you did when they’re not at church!