Posted on Tuesday, May 20, 2003
Looks like Elvis Costello got himself engaged to Diana Krall.
In case you don’t know who Diana Krall is:
And here’s the lucky groom:
Don’t get me wrong, I love Elvis Costello’s music, but… I mean… LOOK AT THEM for pete’s sake. She’s an 11, and he’s, what, a 2?
Well played, Costello. Well played.
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