You Know That Band You Love? They SUCK!

Posted on Thursday, June 12, 2003

I’m addicted to XM Radio. Specifically, I’m addicted to XMU, a station they provide which plays indie rock, underground hip-hop, jam-bands, and other experimental stuff. They play the coolest stuff I’ve ever heard. I even shelled out for a SECOND radio — the XM-PCR — so I could listen at work. (I told you I was addicted.)

There has, however, been a blemish on my XMU experience of late. That blemish is a little band called “Of Montreal“. I don’t know what it is, but I can’t stand these guys. Their stuff makes me want to throw my radio out the window, it’s so annoying. And, for some reason, XMU has been playing them veeeeery frequently.

Finally, I got fed up and sent an e-mail to the XMU staff, asking them to consider revising their playlist.

From my e-mail:

please please please play LESS of this band “Of Montreal” you guys have
had in heavy rotation lately. They drive me NUTS with their meandering,
tuneless whine-rock. Every time they come on it’s like fingernails on a
blackboard, and they come on a LOT these days.

So — I don’t know if you take anti-requests — but I suppose that’s
what this is :-)

A couple of days later, I got a note back from Scott Struber, the programming honcho behind XMU, which read, in part:

LOL! Jason, thanks for the feedback. Always appreciated. They’re not actually in heavy rotation, but you must be having the misfortune of catching them every time they’re on. Anyway, your timing is great, as we’re planning on pulling them into a slower rotation this week.

Cool! Problem solved, right?

Wrong!

Flash forward to this afternoon. I’m listening to XMU again today, and I hear another of their DJs, Toby, recapping the stuff that had been played that hour. As she’s running down the list, she says something along the lines of:

“… and we heard the latest one from Of Montreal… that’s Struber’s favorite song!!!

D’oh! It’s generally not polite to send someone an e-mail telling them their favorite band plays “meandering, tuneless whine-rock” — at least not where I come from.

Open mouth, glue e-mail to foot, insert foot in mouth…

So anyway, I sent Struber a note congratulating him on his professionalism in replying to my message dissing his fave, and I thought I’d take this space to issue a public mea culpa as well. If it had been me having MY favorite bands dissed like that I think I would have had no recourse but to hunt down the disser with a high-powered rifle.

Thankfully, it looks like Struber’s a better man than that… for which I should probably be rather thankful!


Sound Off, Loudmouth!

you says:

isn’t if fun to look back and see that in ’03 you had no taste? you suck :)

“isn’t if fun to look back and see that in ’03 you had no taste?”
Of Montreal still sucks ;-)

matt says:

well, I can’t help but read your take on Of Montreal. I have to say that I too am a big big fan of XMU, in fact, it’s the ONLY reason I have XM in the first place. When XMU plays Of Montreal, I change the dial, mostly becuse they play everything off there new CD. I actually bought there old CD (sundance twins) and it is one of my favorite all time CD’s. I bought the newest CD too, and can’t stand it, never play it, and think it was a bad error of judgement on there part to make it. I’d say I agree with you, but hope you’ll consider listening to the older stuff. It’s pretty fun if you give it a change.!

matt says:

well, I can’t help but read your take on Of Montreal. I have to say that I too am a big big fan of XMU, in fact, it’s the ONLY reason I have XM in the first place. When XMU plays Of Montreal, I change the dial, mostly becuse they play everything off there new CD. I actually bought there old CD (sundance twins) and it is one of my favorite all time CD’s. I bought the newest CD too, and can’t stand it, never play it, and think it was a bad error of judgement on there part to make it. I’d say I agree with you, but hope you’ll consider listening to the older stuff. It’s pretty fun if you give it a change.!

tim says:

of Montreal still suck, glad not everyone is brainwashed =)

danielle says:

good lord. it is so refreshing to see that there are other sound-minded individuals out there.
of montreal are shit. what’s worse is that they’re shit masquerading around as some lost 70s glam rock band, and kevin barnes has even gone so far as to liken himself to david bowie.
this band is obnoxious, “intentionally ironic” (read: unoriginal) and passe. give it a few more years and all these darling little hipsters will have no idea who they ever were.

josh says:

Speaking of tuneless, how about that Neko Case? p.s. I think Barnes is a pop genius.

Cameron says:

Of Montreal is possibly the worst band in the world. My gf likes them and when the come on i want to throw her ipod outta the car, stop the car, get out, stomp on it, then throw it in a river.
OF MONTREAL IS TERRIBLE!

Steven says:

Kevin Barnes is a genius. If his music is too complicated for you, then that’s one thing, but saying that it’s “meandering,
tuneless whine-rock” is just unreasonable.
But, i didn’t really like of Montreal either.
Until i started doing psychedelic drugs. If you want to hear Of Montreal the way it’s supposed to be heard, then go out and get some psychedelics into your body.

Awesome Bill says:

Of Montreal sucks donkey cocks. They are strictly for fags and trannys. Fuck them and their stupid homosexual fans who suck penis for beer money. I hope Kevin Barnes dies from a dildo overdose as he is obviously a queer in boots who takes it up the poop chute. Where is a Tour Bus Accident when you really need one?

tommy says:

gotta keep the barnes bashing alive…of montreal does indeed suck. i think it’s a riot that someone said it’s too complicated. here’s some lyrics: “You are my only luxury item
Anyone try to steal you, I’ll fight them
Let’s go play some hide and seek
I know you are a little freak
You look like a playground to me, playa
Yeah” now that is some deep, deep complicated stuff. k barnes just gets more and more corny. fucking immature bullshit nonsense. anyone who likes them has no taste and i hate them.

CPB says:

agreed. Of Montreal are garbage and produced the only unlistenable track on Janelle Monae’s incredible work “The ArchAndroid”. I hope she never collaborates with them ever again.

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