The Gonzo Endorsement

Posted on Monday, October 25, 2004

One of my personal creative heroes is Hunter S. Thompson, literary genius and original Mad Doctor of Gonzo Journalism. Thompson’s voice and style are so vibrant that things he wrote decades ago still crackle on the page like a live wire. What a talent!

Anyway, Thompson has endorsed John Kerry in a long and funny piece in Rolling Stone:

BULLETIN
KERRY WINS GONZO ENDORSMENT; DR. THOMPSON JOINS DEMOCRAT IN CALLING BUSH “THE SYPHILLIS PRESIDENT”
“Four more years of George Bush will be like four more years of syphilis,” the famed author said yesterday at a hastily called press conference near his home in Woody Creek, Colorado. “Only a fool or a sucker would vote for a dangerous loser like Bush,” Dr. Thompson warned. “He hates everything we stand for, and he knows we will vote against him in November.”
Thompson, long known for the eerie accuracy of his political instincts, went on to denounce Ralph Nader as “a worthless Judas Goat with no moral compass.”
“I endorsed John Kerry a long time ago,” he said, “and I will do everything in my power, short of roaming the streets with a meat hammer, to help him be the next President of the United States.”

Enjoy.


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