Exciting New Magazine Concept

Posted on Monday, April 4, 2005

Seen at the checkout counter this evening while I was doing my grocery shopping (like I was supposed to be doing on Sunday):

Tabloid magazine cover

Should Jessica Leave Him??? It’s Getting NASTY!!! Oh, the drama!

When I saw this, I had a great idea for a new magazine: It’s None of Your Damn Business Weekly. Each week it would focus on all the exciting stories like this one that are, frankly, none of your damn business.

Should Jessica Simpson divorce her husband? It’s None Of Your Damn Business™!

Is Britney Spears pregnant? It’s None Of Your Damn Business™!

Why do people buy these things? It’s None Of Your Damn Business™!

Subscribe today and get a free tote bag with “What’s in this bag? It’s None of Your Damn Business™!” on it. Operators are standing by…


Sound Off, Loudmouth!

Sandy Smith says:
April 5, 2005 at 1:13 am

I was thinking more like “Out of Touch” Magazine.
“You’ll never guess who’s president!”
“Which countries are we at war with? Find out inside!”
“Hot New Dance–The Macarena!”
“Previewing the Hot New Features in Windows ’97!”
“Could Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Make a Good Couple?”
and of course
“Which One’s Pink?”

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