Sometimes I Don’t Know What the Hell You People Are Thinking

Posted on Tuesday, April 12, 2005

Actual entries from the list of most popular search terms that brought people to this Web site yesterday:

“ugly people” (5 hits)
“yiddish sayings about airplanes” (2 hits)
“hunter s thompson -literary genius” (1 hit) (Apparently someone with a pretty low opinion of HST!)
“beam me out of this deathtrap” (1 hit)

The “ugly people” thing is apparently quite a popular one — I got 300+ hits last month from people running that through search engines.

So the only question is, where on the Web have I been cited as a canonical example of an ugly person? (sigh)

UPDATE: Aha! Figured it out — the answer is on the second page of Google results for “ugly people”. My site shows up there because I have a category of posts entitled “Politics: Show Business for Ugly People“. So thankfully I’m not as universally repulsive as a glance at the stats might originally suggest

Sound Off, Loudmouth!

Ann says:

April 14, 2005 at 11:34 am

This is so funny. Can you tell me what people search for that bring them to whosemom.com?

Jason Lefkowitz says:

April 14, 2005 at 12:45 pm

Yep, check your e-mail

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