Wave That Flag!
Posted on Thursday, April 7, 2005
Sound Off, Loudmouth!
A guy driving an SUV into someone else’s car because he was too busy yakking on his cellphone doesn’t strike you as 100% Red White & Blue?
Maybe he needed to be sipping a Half Caff Mocha Skim Grande Caramel Mochaccino and e-mailing his broker using his PalmPilot, too?
Yeah, the SUV part is definitely American. I’m trying to think what a distinctly European car wreck would look like. I guess fiery, twisted metal with no survivors on the autobahn.

I don’t get what a car accident involving a guy on a cell phone has to do with waving the flag…