How to Be A Jerk on the Metro
Posted on Monday, May 2, 2005
Here’s one great way:
Yeah, you just wrap those cheeks right around that pole, there, buddy. It’s not like anyone else might want to use it too.
Posted on Monday, May 2, 2005
Here’s one great way:
Yeah, you just wrap those cheeks right around that pole, there, buddy. It’s not like anyone else might want to use it too.
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