Posted on Monday, May 2, 2005
Seen on the window of a Porsche Cayenne S SUV:
Wow, 14 whole miles to the gallon? That’s some serious fuel efficiency there. But dammit, little Aidan and Madison have play dates to get to! Who has time to worry about such things?
It’s a good thing that our demand for gas-guzzling sport-utes doesn’t have any negative side effects…
Oh, yeah. There is that.
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