E-Begging Just Got Worse

You’ve heard of Save Karyn, right? The site where the woman asked the world to send in contributions so she could pay off her credit cards? Unbelievable, right?

Wrong. Karyn raised every penny of the $20,000 she was looking for. And now, a girl named Michel has taken the concept to a whole new level with…

http://www.giveboobs.com/

Yes. Pure, unfiltered brilliance. Not only is she insecure enough to want to get her breasts enhanced, she’s also cheap enough to expect the rest of the world to pay for them. Hmmm, insecure plus cheap… someone get me that girl’s phone number!

And, just to prove that this kind of gall is not exclusive to the fairer sex, I present you with Help A Geek Get Laid, in which our male protagonist asks the world to give him a down payment on a house, because he lives with his parents and can’t get busy whenever he wants.

From his FAQ:

Q: But I’m not a geek. So why should I give money to you?
A: Because you’ll be helping me get laid.

Hard to argue with that logic! Man, oh, man, just when you thought it was safe to go back in the gene pool…


Comments

ladyshark

January 13, 2004
12:21 am

i think the geek stopped posting in november? and the boob gal got her boobs around july???
cyberbeggars don’t get rich. paypal donation buttons on regular (who don’t cyberbeg) sites don’t work either. sooooo.

socialism

January 17, 2008
11:32 pm

the funnier they are and the better they update donors the more they make thats why a site like http://www.thebeggarsclub.com/ does better than the average save me site

Bob

February 28, 2010
9:56 pm

Just give me a buck. That’s all I ask.
http://www.milliondollarpanhandler.com