Keeping the Skies Stupid

I think Seanbaby has said everything that needs to be said on the subject of post-September 11 airline security:

Airports are openly mocking us when they take away our combs, nail files or boomerangs. Here’s a good way to test the deadliness of an item: Imagine you’re holding it and a gorilla bursts into the room. Now decide whether to hold on to it or fight with your bare hands. If you have to think about it, it’s not deadly.