I Love Spam
Actual subject lines of spam messages in my inbox this morning, and my reactions:
- I have a secret, someone likes you.
Yes, judging by the evidence, that’s a fairly well-kept secret!
- Are you a junky?
If I was, would I need you to tell me?
- Can I make it up to you?
- Instant nookie, quick acting V i a g r a (GV-ProMax)
I suppose for some guys, if you got one, you would need the other…