I Love Spam

Posted on September 15, 2003

Actual subject lines of spam messages in my inbox this morning, and my reactions:

• I have a secret, someone likes you.
  Yes, judging by the evidence, that’s a fairly well-kept secret!
• Are you a junky?
  If I was, would I need you to tell me?
• Can I make it up to you?
  No.
• Instant nookie, quick acting V i a g r a (GV-ProMax)
  I suppose for some guys, if you got one, you would need the other…