I Love Spam

Actual subject lines of spam messages in my inbox this morning, and my reactions:

  • I have a secret, someone likes you.
    Yes, judging by the evidence, that’s a fairly well-kept secret!
  • Are you a junky?
    If I was, would I need you to tell me?
  • Can I make it up to you?
  • Instant nookie, quick acting V i a g r a (GV-ProMax)
    I suppose for some guys, if you got one, you would need the other…