Great, Now Nowhere Is Safe
And you thought you only had to watch out for these )@#()! things on the sidewalks… there’s a new Segway model launching today, the p Series, specifically for use indoors. According to the Segway Web site, it’s “agile, portable and approachable”, not to mention a steal at a mere $3,995. Perfect for the lazy millionaire on your Christmas list!
Seriously, indoors? Do we really need people zipping through hallways at 10MPH on these damn things? I can imagine someone shooting into an elevator on one, trying to beat a closing door, and knocking down the people inside like bowling pins. Yeah, thanks for bringing your new toy to work, Tom Swift.