Recruiting: So It’s Come To This
From Reuters, via The Agonist — “Bigger breasts offered as perk to U.S. soldiers“:
The U.S. Army has long lured recruits with the slogan “Be All You Can Be,” but now soldiers and their families can receive plastic surgery, including breast enlargements, on the taxpayers’ dime.
The New Yorker magazine reports in its July 26th edition that members of all four branches of the U.S. military can get face-lifts, breast enlargements, liposuction and nose jobs for free — something the military says helps surgeons practice their skills.
“Anyone wearing a uniform is eligible,” Dr. Bob Lyons, chief of plastic surgery at Brooke Army Medical Center in San Antonio told the magazine, which said soldiers needed the approval of their commanding officers to get the time off.
Yes, because nothing helps battlefield surgeons keep their skills sharp like doing boob jobs. Are we invading Beverly Hills sometime soon?