Exciting New Magazine Concept
Seen at the checkout counter this evening while I was doing my grocery shopping (like I was supposed to be doing on Sunday):
Should Jessica Leave Him??? It’s Getting NASTY!!! Oh, the drama!
When I saw this, I had a great idea for a new magazine: It’s None of Your Damn Business Weekly. Each week it would focus on all the exciting stories like this one that are, frankly, none of your damn business.
Should Jessica Simpson divorce her husband? It’s None Of Your Damn Business™!
Is Britney Spears pregnant? It’s None Of Your Damn Business™!
Why do people buy these things? It’s None Of Your Damn Business™!
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