Fun With Spam: OK, You’ve Got My Attention Edition

Posted on April 14, 2005

Another actual spam found while I was cleaning out my (Hotmail) spam filter:

I’ve never seen a message that was just a long block of seemingly random text before. But it was the first sentence that made me laugh:

It was pretty ineffectual when it came to watch me dance (3.5M) again tonight in the eyes as her breasts came in contact with my stated greater goals.

“As her breasts came in contact with my stated greater goals”. Indeed! An infrequent enough occurrence, but definitely worth e-mailing strangers about when it happens…