How to Be A Jerk on the Metro
Here’s one great way:

Yeah, you just wrap those cheeks right around that pole, there, buddy. It’s not like anyone else might want to use it too.
Jason Lefkowitz's forlorn hope
Here’s one great way:
Yeah, you just wrap those cheeks right around that pole, there, buddy. It’s not like anyone else might want to use it too.
Comments
Brian
May 11, 2005
4:56 pm
“Sometimes you just get an itch in those hard to reach spots…”