Questions That You Will Never Find Out the Answers To

So I’m in a hurry for lunch today and I duck into one of those typical downtown chain joints to get something to eat.

I pick up a pre-made chicken Caesar salad in a plastic container.  While I’m waiting to pay, I look more closely at the container and notice a sticker on it that reads:

"NOW made with 100% Natural Chicken!"

I realize that they put that sticker there to make me think "mmm, high quality ingredients". But instead it makes me think "It’s news that the chicken is actually chicken? What were they making them with before?"