Actual Conversation Overheard In The DVD Department Of Best Buy
(Editor’s note: I swear this conversation took place right in front of me.)
CUSTOMER (to CLERK): Excuse me, could you help me find a movie that stars a particular actor?
CLERK: Sure! Which actor?
CUSTOMER: Jeffrey Dahmer.
CLERK: Excuse me?
CUSTOMER: You know. Jeffrey Dahmer.
CUSTOMER: Jeffrey Dahmer! He mostly does comedies.
CUSTOMER: Yeah. He’s a ventriloquist, I think.
CLERK: A ventriloquist?
CLERK: Ma’am, I think the person you’re thinking of is Jeff Dunham.
CLERK: Jeff Dunham, not Jeffrey Dahmer. Jeff Dunham is a ventriloquist. Jeffrey Dahmer ate people.