Kids, ranked
34. The Punk Kid
33. The Jew Kid
32. The Black Kid
31. The Mormon Kid
30. The Sleepy Kid
29. The Ripley Kid
28. The Painter Kid
27. The Clinic Kid
26. Kid Niles
25. Kid McGinley
24. The Boone Kid
23. The Honey Grove Kid
22. The Little Alabama Kid
21. The Big Alabama Kid
20. The Brass Kid
19. The Harmony Kid
18. The Postal Kid
17. The Gash Kid
16. The Leatherhead Kid
15. The Square Faced Kid
14. The Molasses Face Kid
13. The Squirrel Toothed Kid
12. The Yenshee Kid
11. The Narrow Minded Kid
10. The Sanctimonious Kid
9. The Yellow Kid Weil
8. The Seldom Seen Kid
7. The Harum Scarum Kid
6. The Collars and Cuffs Kid
5. The Money From Home Kid
4. The Narrow Gage Kid
3. The Hashhouse Kid
2. The High Ass Kid
1. The Christ Kid
(All Kids above being real people profiled in The Big Con: The Story of the Confidence Man by David W. Maurer, published 1940)