Jason Lefkowitz's forlorn hope
When you park your car in a church parking lot, then step out, immediately slip on black ice, fall down and land directly on your kneecaps, it’s not a good idea to yell out "Ouch! Jesus H. CHRIST!"
Because the other people in the CHURCH PARKING LOT are gonna look at you funny if you do.
You’re welcome.
Jason A. Lefkowitz is a programmer and writer. For his sins, he lives in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. This is his "blog." (Kids, ask your parents.)
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Comments
Ginger
February 26, 2007
11:07 am
Here’s what I’ve found to be true about people in churches – they’re saying and doing a LOT worse things than what you did when they’re not at church!
Ann
February 28, 2007
9:08 am
Hilarious…LOL