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The Pettiest of Petty Crimes

So I step out the door this morning and discover something surprising:

Someone had stolen my welcome mat!

Seriously! That fucker was gone. Not blown down the hall or anything, it had completely up and disappeared.

My question is: who steals a welcome mat? Is there someone out there who fences them to Target or something?

And then the plot thickened. I started walking down the hall, looking to see if it had gotten blown or kicked away. Several doors down, I spotted a mat in front of another apartment’s door that was exactly the same as my mat.

Except — my mat was old and dirty. This one looked new and clean. But it was exactly the same style of welcome mat.

Which led me to an awkward question:

Did the residents of this apartment steal my mat, wash it, and put it out in front of their apartment? Or are they just as supremely excellent in their command of taste and style as I am, and I had never noticed it until now?

(Which would be possible — I have enough things to keep track of in my head without memorizing my neighbors’ freaking welcome mats.)

I considered knocking on their door and angrily demanding that they give me back my welcome mat, assholes! But then I considered how that might go down if the mat really wasn’t mine. I mean, nobody would steal a welcome mat, wash it, and then put it out right in front of their door when the person they stole it from lives like three doors down and would be pretty much guaranteed to see it, right?

Right?

Agh, I don’t know. People can be weird. Should I go talk to them, or just buy a new mat? The comments area is open for your opinions…


Meeting Haiku

Well, this is a blast from the past. I was doing some cleaning in my apartment today, and I found an old notebook that I used to carry with me at work, several jobs ago (we’re talking circa 1999 here), that I would use to jot down notes on various things that needed doing.

Before I just tossed it away, though, I decided to flip through it a little, and I stumbled across a page titled “MEETING HAIKU” that was full of little haikus I had written during the course of a day-long (yes, you read that right) staff meeting — complete with consultant “facilitator” — we had to suffer through. They made me chuckle again reading them now, so I figured I would share them with you.

Big U-shaped table
Consultant with a laptop
I hate long meetings

Vivid descriptors
Consultant-speak words that mean
“Say the obvious”

Often I wonder
How much Pepsi one can drink
Before one explodes

You would be surprised
How finely a large work group
Can split one lone hair

Magic document
Save us from the muddled minds
of those who pay us

Cultivate patience
True peace flows through staff meetings
The Tao of Dilbert


Terror Returns to An Old Target

Today, Bali has been bombed again.

Terrorists brought death to Indonesia’s Bali paradise for the second time in three years Saturday, as blasts killed at least 36 people at two resort spots.
Indonesian President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono condemned Saturday’s bombings as an act of terrorism. There were no immediate claims of responsibility.
In addition to the 36 fatalities, hospital officials said 103 people were wounded. A hospital emergency room where victims were treated resembled a war zone, journalist Sean Mulcahy told CNN.

You may remember the infamous 2002 Bali nightclub bombings, which killed 202 people just a little under three years ago today. They were the work of Jemaah Islamiyah, a Southeast Asian Islamist terror group allied with al Qaeda. No word yet on who is behind this latest tragedy for the people of Indonesia.


StyleCatcher Fixed!

Time for an update to my post about the broken-ness of the StyleCatcher plugin for Movable Type.

No, Six Apart hasn’t fixed it yet. In fact, they have yet to acknowledge the problem (no mentions on the ProNet mailing list, in their support forums, their blogs, or anywhere else I’ve seen).

However, someone else has done their work for them — Earl Fogel’s instructions on Fixing StyleCatcher solve the problem perfectly. Earl took it on himself to debug 6A’s Perl code, which seems to be dependent on you using certain versions of Perl for it to work properly. Those of us whose hosting systems don’t use the (unspecified) Ideal Versions were out of luck, until Earl fixed the problem.

So from me to Earl: thanks, man! Much appreciated.

And for those of you who host your blogs on my site, I’ll be updating your templates shortly so that you can use the StyleCatcher to easily download and apply new styles to your blog.

UPDATE (10/14/2005): Thanks to some help from Six Apart, we now have an answer to why StyleCatcher was breaking like this, and a recommendation for how to fix it without patching the plugin. Thanks 6A!


So Long, PalmOS

If you need any more evidence of the increasing irrelevance of Palm in the mobile space, look no further than the upcoming Treo 700w.

It runs Windows Mobile 5.0.

When even PalmOne gives up on PalmOS, it’s hard to see it as any kind of viable platform…


Firefox 1.0.7

The Mozilla Project has released Firefox 1.0.7, the latest version of their widely renowned browser.

1.0.7 fixes some significant security bugs, so users of any previous version should upgrade to 1.0.7 immediately.

If you’re using 1.5 Beta 1, those bugs are present in that version too, so you’ll want to revert to 1.0.7 or grab the latest nightly release (if you’re comfortable with that sort of thing).


Opera Drops the Price Tag

Exciting news for those of us who appreciate choice in the browser market: Opera is now available for free and without embedded ads.

Anyone who reads this site knows I’m a Firefox man, myself, but Opera is a great product that has only gotten better over the years, so it’s terrific that it will now be available to a larger audience. If you hate IE but Firefox doesn’t scratch your itch, give Opera a spin.


“Downfall”

I want to tell you about a fascinating movie I saw this weekend.

Adolf Hitler (Bruno Ganz) gives dictation to Traudl Junge (Alexandra Maria Lara) in "Downfall"

Adolf Hitler (Bruno Ganz) gives dictation to Traudl Junge (Alexandra Maria Lara) in “Downfall”

Downfall is the story of the last few days of the Third Reich, from Hitler’s withdrawal into his Berlin bunker to his suicide as the Russians closed in.

This is a story that has been told before, but Downfall has a sheen of realism that makes it utterly compelling. This is in no small part due to the way the film tells the story — not from the perspective of Hitler or one of his cronies or generals, but through the eyes of one of Hitler’s secretaries, Traudl Junge.

Junge was an ordinary young woman seeking a clerical job in 1942 Berlin when she was offered the position of private secretary to the Führer. Her acceptance brought her into Hitler’s inner circle, where she stayed right through to the end; Junge typed Hitler’s final testament before he killed himself in the bunker.

The movie does a fantastic job of portraying Hitler as Junge has described him: not as a psychopath, but rather as a man with a layer of gentleness on top, underneath which bubbles untold rage and anger. When he is pressed, the rage explodes volcanically to the surface.

Hitler (Bruno Ganz) berates his generals

Hitler (Bruno Ganz) berates his generals

Much of the credit for the film’s compelling portrait of Hitler goes to actor Bruno Ganz. Ganz brings to Hitler a sort of grandfatherly warmth; it is easy to see why young Fraulein Junge would have found such a man likable. But when confronted with bad news — betrayal by a fellow Nazi, say, or simply another advance by the unstoppable Soviet war machine, which had been advancing non-stop for three years — he explodes, unleashing towering tirades against anybody and everybody in sight. Ganz even brings out Hitler’s inner menace in his quieter moments; see the scene over a dinner table in the bunker when Hitler and Joseph Goebbels (Ulrich Matthes) cheerfully discuss the Darwinian necessity of exterminating the defeated German people for their “weakness”, to Junge’s silent horror.

The film shows how this dual nature of the man — seeming sweetness combined with deeper ruthlessness — kept his authority over the Reich supreme even as it fell apart. Nobody in the inner circle could tell how to handle Hitler, and nobody wanted to be the one to call out his disconnection from reality; so they endured his rages long after any reasonable person would have turned on his heel and walked away. His personality was so forceful that they followed him even as Russian artillery rained down on their heads.

Hitler's generals stand dumbfounded as the Führer plans counterattacks with nonexistant divisions

Hitler’s generals stand dumbfounded as the Führer plans counterattacks with nonexistant divisions

Ganz is not alone in giving a strong performance; the film is studded with them. One particularly notable one is by actress Juliane Köhler as Hitler’s lover, Eva Braun.

Juliane Köhler as Eva Braun

Juliane Köhler as Eva Braun

Most depictions of Hitler’s personal life depict Braun as a dumb girl, a simpleton for the Führer to amuse himself with. In contrast, Downfall’s portrait of the woman is richer and more nuanced than any I’ve ever seen. As played by Köhler, she is indeed vivacious and full of life, but underneath all that is a consciousness of the role that fate has placed her into. Her high spirits seem calculated in part to bolster the morale of those around her. Understanding that the end is approaching, she refuses to surrender to despair, or to flee from the lover who had dragged her into the abyss. Braun is not a sympathetic character — she has no problems with Hitler’s diatribes against Jews, or anyone else his crazed prejudices lead him to suspect. But while she is not sympathetic, she does seem to be more than an empty receptacle for Hitler’s twisted love, which says a lot about the power of Köhler’s performance.

Those left behind salute the burning corpse of the Führer

Those left behind salute the burning corpse of the Führer

I could go on about this movie, but I won’t. Suffice it to say that it’s a great movie and a real accomplishment — it is, after all, a story populated entirely by unsympathetic characters, confined to a few small rooms deep underground, and with an ending that everyone already knows going in. These are factors which usually translate to deadly dullness on the screen. And yet there is never a moment when Downfall is not completely alive and terribly compelling. It’s a fascinating portrait of a turning point in the history of the world. You should see it.


At Least No Tentacles Are Involved

In case you needed another data point to convince you that there are parts of Japanese culture that are simply beyond the ability of Westerners to fully understand, here you go.


Yet More Desktop Thingamabobs

Microsoft today announced their platform for little desktop doohickeys: Microsoft Gadgets.

Great, now we’ve got four completely incompatible systems of desktop utilities:

So if you want to develop widgets for the mass market, which one do you pick? Or do you do your widget for all four?

Hooray for walled gardens! (Sigh)


The End of New Orleans: Now It’s Duct Tape Man’s Turn

Now that Mike Brown has gone home to spend more quality time with his Arabian horses, who will replace him as the director of FEMA?

The answer: R. David Paulison, former U.S. Fire Administrator and current Director of the Preparedness Division of the Emergency Preparedness and Response Directorate of DHS/FEMA.

Paulison’s CV isn’t nearly as ludicrous as Brown’s was — he was the chief of the Fire/Rescue Department in Miami-Dade County, Florida, for example, before joining the Feds — which is good to see. However, Paulison’s one moment on the national stage to date isn’t exactly something people remember as a shining moment in crisis management. Keith Olbermann explains:

In another gesture symbolizing the continued confusion of the federal response, the man President Bush immediately named to succeed “Brownie,” proves to have been the same FEMA official who, two-and-a-half years ago, suggested that Americans stock up on duct tape to protect against a biological or chemical terrorist attack.
David Paulison, then the government’s Fire Administrator, joined with the then-head of Homeland Security Tom Ridge, on February 10th, 2003, to say that duct tape and plastic sheeting should be part of any home’s “survival kit” in preparation for a terrorist attack. That set off a run on duct tape at stores, and widespread criticism of the administration. It might have been the first time after 9/11 that a large number of Americans wondered if the government really knew what it was talking about when it came to disaster preparedness.
And the man behind that politically explosive proposal, has just been named to succeed the man who had been the face of the politically explosive response to Hurricane Katrina.

At the time, Paulison had the following to say about how quickly citizens should expect the Federal government to be able to respond to a disaster:

U.S. Fire Administrator David Paulison said in the first 48 to 72 hours of an emergency, many Americans will likely to have to look after themselves.


The End of New Orleans: The End of Mike Brown

Breaking story: FEMA Director Brown resigns.

Federal Emergency Management Agency Director Mike Brown, under fire over his qualifications and what critics call a bungled response to Hurricane Katrina, resigned Monday, senior administration sources told CNN.

Na na na na. Hey hey hey. Goodbye!


Movable Type StyleCatcher: Broken Broken Broken

Allow me to take a detour from my all-Katrina-all-the-time ranting to vent about something annoying.

The blog software I use to power this site is Six Apart’s Movable Type. This software was recently updated to version 3.2, and I went ahead and updated my installation so I’d be current with the latest and greatest.

Everything worked great with 3.2 — except for one thing which has been frustrating and broken from the get-go. That thing is the new StyleCatcher plugin.

The idea behind StyleCatcher is that users should be able to download new themes for their blog quickly and easily. StyleCatcher (in theory, anyway) facilitates this by letting you browse “style repositories” directly from within the MT admin interface, and then, if you find a theme you like, download it and apply it with a couple of clicks. No more copying and pasting CSS back and forth.

This is functionality that I would love to be able to offer all the people who host blogs on my MT system, so I downloaded StyleCatcher 1.0 and eagerly looked inside. What I found was a mess: no documentation on how to install and use it, and an interface that was just plain confusing. Even after I followed the advice on the MT forums for how to get it going, it never worked right.

Many, many people posted complaints to the forums about StyleCatcher 1.0, so 6A responded a few days later by releasing a cleaned-up StyleCatcher 1.1. This release fixed the egregious bugs, added install documentation, and generally improved things.

Except for this: 1.1 still doesn’t work.

Here’s the problem. StyleCatcher now installs easily, and everything looks in order, but when you try to connect to a style repository you get… nothing. Zip. Bupkis. Just a blank screen where the list of templates in that repository should be.

Judging from the forums, I’m not the only person who’s run into this. And a web search turns up others who had the same experience. So it’s not just me being clueless — or if it is, nobody’s got an answer for exactly what the problem is that causes this.

Now, I’m not a freeloader who’s just living with the free, unsupported version of Movable Type; I have a paid-up license, and I’ve been sending them money for a long time (I even sent Ben and Mena $25 back when MT was freeware, in the 1.x days, just to say “thanks”). So I figured now would be a good time to use that technical support I was entitled to as a paying customer by putting in a support ticket.

The response I got back started:

The StyleCatcher plugin is a free Power Tool offered by the Six Apart Professional Network, rather than a feature of Movable Type itself. As such, it’s installation and support is beyond the scope of our services.

In other words, you’re on your own, buddy. Gee, thanks.

Well, I figured, since it’s “offered by the Six Apart Professional Network“, and I am a member of said network, I would turn there instead. I posted my experience to the ProNet mailing list hoping someone there could edify me. Sadly, I got zero response; I suppose the ProNet folks were too busy replying to all the “congratulations on shipping 3.2!!!” messages to help me out.

So now I — and some undefined-but-non-trivial number of other people — have reported a serious bug to 6A about this thing, and found that:

  • they’re not going to help us figure it out ourselves; and
  • they’re not going to fix it anytime soon (my assumption based on their silence and the lack of a 1.2 version in the weeks since the bug first cropped up).

So I responded back to the tech-support message I got blowing me off suggesting that, if this was just going to be chalked up as a “known issue” with StyleCatcher, they should update the download page and the documentation to that effect so that future users don’t waste hours and hours trying to get the thing to work properly, as I have. (Just to give you an idea, I have done everything up to and including replacing my upgraded installation of MT with a complete fresh install of MT 3.2 from scratch to see if I could get this thing to work. Nope.)

So far they haven’t gotten back to me about that suggestion, either. But the StyleCatcher pages haven’t changed, and 6A’s blogs haven’t mentioned the issue, so I’m assuming from their silence that this suggestion is going into the Memory Hole along with all my other correspondence to them about this.

Frustrating? You bet. But until some miracle occurs (maybe I can convince Jeff Jarvis to gripe about it, if they won’t listen to those of us who aren’t on the “A-list”) it would appear that, for some people, StyleCatcher is just gonna be broken and that’s all there is to that.

So — if you’re trying to figure out why it’s not working for you, and Google directed you here — hopefully you can take some comfort from knowing that at least you’re not alone!

UPDATE: A clever user has figured out a fix. Hooray!

UPDATE (10/14/2005): And now with some help from 6A, here’s how to solve the problem without modifying the plugin. All it takes is updating one Perl module!


The End of New Orleans: What Leadership Isn’t

One of the most often offered defenses for the President in the Katrina who’s-to-blame sweepstakes has been that it’s not his job to respond to natural disasters — that this role belongs to state and local officials instead. Therefore, the argument goes, the real blame belongs to the governor and the mayor, not the President.

Even before the water stopped flowing into the soup bowl, this pathetic defense was being proffered by Bush’s most stalwart defenders. For the purposes of this essay let us refer to these dogged souls as the proud citizens of Wingnutistan.

To address this defense, let’s play a little game of “what if”.

First we must lay down the ground rules of the exercise. The central one is that — in order to plumb the true accuracy of the argument — we will temporarily suspend disbelief and grant the citizens of Wingnutistan their every fevered postulation. We will accept the portrait of Mayor Nagin as a clueless bumbler fleeing the scene of the disaster. We will accept the characterization of Governor Blanco as a weak reed prone to uncontrollable fits of emotion (she is, after all, a — gasp! — woman). We will accept that President Bush, down on his ranch in Crawford, was pleading in mounting frustration with the feckless Blanco and the clueless Nagin to do something, dammit! in between his photo ops with the cake and the gee-tar. We will even accept that not even a declaration of a state of emergency, issued by Governor Blanco and signed by the President, provides enough authority for the Federal government to act decisively. And — finally — we will accept that, when he realized that Blanco and Nagin weren’t going to act, that he himself was powerless to do so due to Constitutional Impediments of Unusual Size.

In other words, we shall swallow in toto the way the story was being reported in Wingnutistan, no matter how implausible some of its ingredients are.

And now, our thought exercise. Imagine the President, sitting there on his ranch, seeing the disaster unfold in New Orleans and being unable to stop it. Since he was completely on top of the situation, he would have been notified immediately when the levees failed on Monday morning.

Now, imagine for a moment if that night — Monday night, as water poured into the city and the rescue teams tried desperately to plug the breach — President Bush had requested time from the television networks and addressed the nation with the following:

My fellow Americans,

Like you, I have been watching the situation developing along our nation’s Gulf Coast with great concern. A natural disaster of a scope unprecedented in our lifetimes appears to be underway. I want to share with you what we, as a nation, are going to do to respond.

The first line of protection we have in crises like this are the brave men and women who work as first responders at the local and state levels. Right now, in the city of New Orleans, hundreds of these dedicated professionals are at work doing everything they can to save lives. The scale of the disaster, however, threatens to overwhelm them; and unless they receive assistance, American lives will certainly be lost.

Therefore, after much consideration, I have decided to step in and deploy the resources of the Federal government to ensure as many lives as possible are saved.

Effective as of now, under my authority as the Commander in Chief of the United States Armed Forces, and in response to the declaration of a state of emergency by the Governor of Louisiana, I declare the city of New Orleans, Louisiana and its surrounding parishes to be under martial law. Troops of the United States Army are being deployed as I speak to restore order to the city and allow relief supplies to be provided efficiently. Civilian authorities at the state and local level will be incorporated into the military chain of command.

“But!” I can hear you thinking. “But what about those Constitutional Impediments of Unusual Size?” The President continues:

Some of you may be wondering if I have the legal authority to take such a step. Others of you may fear that to do so would set a dangerous precedent, even if the law grants me the authority.

These are valid and important questions. The continuing freedom of any republican government is ensured only when the powers of the executive office are kept within bounds. The alternative is tyranny.

The relevant law in this case is the Posse Comitatus Act of 1878. This Act forbids the use of military forces for law enforcement within the United States unless approved by Congress.

I could submit this proposal to Congress and wait for their approval. However, even if they reconvene and approve it as quickly as possible, another day will have gone by and hundreds more citizens will have died. I cannot in good conscience allow that to happen.

Therefore, I have spoken with the majority and minority leaders of both houses of Congress and informed them of my decision to declare martial law over the affected area. I have also requested them to empanel a joint committee to oversee this action, and to investigate, once the crisis is resolved, whether or not my action is in accordance with the Posse Comitatus Act, the Homeland Security Act of 2002, and my oath of office.

I am confident that the committee will find that this step was not taken lightly, and that any other course would have led to greater loss of life. I have also requested them to review the laws governing our disaster response system for consistency, so that my successors in this office need not resort to measures such as this to save American lives in times of crisis.

If, however, the committee should find that I arbitrarily and without sufficient justification acted outside my Constitutional authority, I shall accept their decision and step down from the office of President of the United States. In that circumstance, the Vice President will serve the remainder of my term in office.

My fellow Americans, the time to argue questions of jurisdiction is not when our neighbors and loved ones are drowning. I act now to prevent that, and the responsibility for the action is mine and mine alone. Let us turn now together to the work of rescuing the people of the Gulf Coast from the terrible circumstances that have befallen them.

The lesson of our thought exercise is that, when you are the President — the Chief Executive — you can always do something. Even when everything breaks against you; when you are tied down by a million threads; even when the letter of the law conspires to undermine its spirit, you can still act. You can still make the difference…

if you’re willing to take the responsibility for your actions.

Taking responsibility, you see, is what leaders do. They use their own prestige to break the Gordian knots that tangle up every human endeavor. They give others permission to act by saying to them “don’t worry — if it doesn’t work out, it’s my fault, not yours”, allowing them to sidestep the nagging fear that keeps people so often from stepping up.

And that is what is so craven about the Wingnutistani defense, and indeed about Bush’s handling of Katrina in general. It’s that even if you grant the wingnuts everything — even if you spread the blame to everyone else but the President — things could still have been different had Bush been willing to take charge, to take responsibility. But he did not, or could not, for reasons known only to him.

Did Nagin and Blanco screw up? Probably; I’m sure there will be more than enough blame to go around when all is said and done. However, in the final analysis, when a natural disaster of this size hits, it’s just silly for the Chief Executive of the nation (or his lackeys) to argue that dealing with it is not in his job description. Even if it isn’t, he should know that at his level excuses are not acceptable: nobody cares if the dog ate his homework and he is evaluated, in the end, on performance in very simple terms. Did he do everything he could to protect the general welfare, or didn’t he? Did he do everything he could to provide for the common defense, or didn’t he?

Does he take his office and its responsibilities seriously? Or doesn’t he?

These are the metrics that history uses to cast its judgements.

Can you imagine George W. Bush making a statement like the one above? Can you imagine him stepping out on a limb to save the life of a stranger, if that’s what it takes to save that life?

If not, ask yourself whether that feels like “leadership” to you. And if it doesn’t, ask yourself if maybe the next time you go to the voting booth you shouldn’t demand more for your vote.

UPDATE: Tony Pierce is making the same point, more eloquently than I, as usual:

let me tell you a few things about being a leader.
a leader saves peoples lives and worries about his job later.
a leader cuts his vacation short when he sees that people of his nation are drowning and help is not in the way.
a leader is that help on the way…
a leader says, just like he said at gitmo, what law, im going to fucking save the world, i dare you to impeach me for saving 10,000 people you fucking fucks, impeach me for saving lives and watch your party disappear.
a leader does what the group is either too afraid to do or too stuck in excuses to do. its why they say leaders rise to the top. its why they say leaders are born not made. its why they say follow the leader. its why i say mr bush is not a leader.


The End of New Orleans: So Much for Mike Brown

Well, it looks like the FEMA Director is getting a time-out:

Coast Guard Vice Adm. Thad Allen will replace Michael Brown, the embattled FEMA director, as the on-site head of hurricane relief operations in the Gulf Coast, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff announced at a news conference in Baton Rouge Friday afternoon.
Brown will head back to Washington from Louisiana to oversee the big picture, the official said.

“Oversee the big picture”. Right.

I’m sure the recall has nothing to do with Time Magazine discovering Brown’s resume is full of misrepresentations:

Before joining FEMA, his only previous stint in emergency management, according to his bio posted on FEMA’s website, was “serving as an assistant city manager with emergency services oversight.” The White House press release from 2001 stated that Brown worked for the city of Edmond, Okla., from 1975 to 1978 “overseeing the emergency services division.” In fact, according to Claudia Deakins, head of public relations for the city of Edmond, Brown was an “assistant to the city manager” from 1977 to 1980, not a manager himself, and had no authority over other employees. “The assistant is more like an intern,” she told TIME.

An intern.

At FreeRepublic, where they have apparently not yet gotten the memo from the GOP Attack Machine that Brown has been declared expendable, they’re defending him with a fairly unique argument: hey, who doesn’t lie on their resume?

Michael Brown has been officially ‘thrown under the bus’.
But even if he did ‘fudge’ a little on his credentials, he’s not the only one who has made themselves out to be something they’re not.
Lying about military records have been a favorite among cheaters, particularly because no one wants to challenge the honor of someone who fought to defend our country… Executives at major corporations have been embroiled in scandals by misstating earnings, taking kickbacks, and…lying on their resumes… Know someone with a degree from Columbia State University? It’s probably a fake, federal authorities say.

Talk about the soft bigotry of low expectations, eh? (sigh)


The End of New Orleans: “Three Days”

Just how bad is the toxic soup that has drowned New Orleans?

From the Shifting Baselines blog:

Three days. That’s as long as a pair of rubber boots last in New Orleans. The waters are so contaminated with hydrocarbons. This is the word from a friend of mine working with the Red Cross in Houston.


The End of New Orleans: And The Buck-Passing Begins

Even as thousands remained to be evacuated from the sodden ruins of New Orleans, even as gun battles continued to rage in the streets, even as corpses rotted in untold numbers of houses and cars and out in plain view — even as all the weight of the disaster began to settle in around the American conscience — the Federal officials whose ineptitude doomed the city began to pass the buck:

Tens of thousands of people spent a fifth day awaiting evacuation from this ruined city, as Bush administration officials blamed state and local authorities for what leaders at all levels have called a failure of the country’s emergency management…

As you read the story, here’s a fun game you can play. Count the lies being told by administration officials.

Louisiana did not reach out to a multi-state mutual aid compact for assistance until Wednesday, three state and federal officials said. As of Saturday [August 27th], [Louisiana Governor Kathleen Babineaux] Blanco still had not declared a state of emergency, the senior Bush official said.

Wrong, Gov. Blanco declared a state of emergency on August 26th.

In a Washington briefing, Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff said one reason federal assets were not used more quickly was “because our constitutional system really places the primary authority in each state with the governor.”

Oh really? Funny, I found this in the “National Response Plan” prepared by your department, Mr. Secretary:

Pursuant to HSPD-5, the Secretary of Homeland Security is responsible for coordinating Federal operations within the United States to prepare for, respond to, and recover from terrorist attacks, major disasters, and other emergencies. HSPD-5 further designates the Secretary of Homeland Security as the “principal Federal official” for domestic incident management.
In this role, the Secretary is also responsible for coordinating Federal resources utilized in response to or recovery from terrorist attacks, major disasters, or other emergencies if and when any of the following four conditions applies:

  1. a Federal department or agency acting under its own authority has requested DHS assistance;
  2. the resources of State and local authorities are overwhelmed and Federal assistance has been requested;
  3. more than one Federal department or agency has become substantially involved in responding to the
    incident; or
  4. the Secretary has been directed to assume incident management responsibilities by the President.

Hmm, state authorities overwhelmed and requesting help and more than one Federal agency involved… it sure sounds like what went down the other day in New Orleans.

You have read the National Response Plan, right, Mr. Secretary? Right?

Now back to the Post story:

[FEMA Director Michael] Brown, a frequent target of New Orleans Mayor C. Ray Nagin’s wrath, said Saturday that “the mayor can order an evacuation and try to evacuate the city, but if the mayor does not have the resources to get the poor, elderly, the disabled, those who cannot, out, or if he does not even have police capacity to enforce the mandatory evacuation, to make people leave, then you end up with the kind of situation we have right now in New Orleans.”

OK. But what if evacuating everyone is beyond the abilities of the local government, or if the locals are unable to function due to the crisis? If only we had some kind of Federal agency to assist in large-scale evacuation efforts! Oh, wait…

Look. If you’re wondering why I’ve been following this story so closely, since I don’t live anywhere near New Orleans and in fact have never even been there, here’s why: it’s because I knew as soon as I heard that a Category 4-5 hurricane was headed for New Orleans that it had the potential to be a major disaster.

How did I know that? Because three years ago on PBS, Bill Moyers’ program NOW explained it to me. The show demonstrated clearly just how serious the risk to the city would be in such a situation — so when I realized that the situation might be coming true, I sat up and took notice.

This was not the only time the subject was covered. Some folks got enlightened by Scientific American, or the Times-Picayune, or Time Magazine, or one of the many other outlets that have told this story over the last few years.

So when I hear Secretary Chertoff say something like

I will tell you that, really, that perfect storm of combination of catastrophes exceeded the foresight of the planners, and maybe anybody’s foresight

… well, I’ll be frank with you: it gets me INCREDIBLY pissed off.

“Exceeded the foresight”? What? I knew a crisis was possible and I’m just a schmuck with a blog! Why couldn’t the multi-billion dollar DHS, with all its whiz-bang toys and full time experts, see the same thing?

The short answer is: they could. Chertoff is just trying to weasel out of why they didn’t do anything about it by constructing a false distinction between flooding from overtopped levees and flooding from broken levees. But put aside for a moment the fact that it would have been worse if the levees had been topped, rather than breaking — the simple fact is that Chertoff is just engaging in Clintonian word-parsing, hoping he can get us dancing around “it depends on what the meaning of ‘flood’ is” rather than the real issue — the awesome negligence his agency has displayed this week.

The only thing I can say is this: if we fall for it — if, after 9/11 and no-WMDs and Abu Ghraib and all the rest of it, we decide to believe the lie once again, rather than doing what citizens in a functioning republic must do and demanding accountability — than all of us, not just a few liars, miscreants, and incompetents, will have the blood of New Orleans on our hands.


The End of New Orleans: “They Don’t Have a Clue”

New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin gave an extraordinary interview to local radio station WWL-AM yesterday.

I’m mirroring the audio here so you can listen for yourself (and you should). Thanks to Ethan Zuckerman for pointing me to the audio.


The End of New Orleans: Diaspora Begins

First, the good news: the Times-Picayune reports that water has stopped flooding into the city from Lake Pontchartrain:

At midday, Maj. Gen. Dan Riley, chief of engineers for the Army Corps of Engineers, estimated the floodwaters had receded by as much as 2 feet overnight and would continue to flow out of the city at a rate of about a half-inch per hour — a process that could be slowed, if not temporarily reversed, by the next high tides.
The continuing magnitude of the flooding, with some neighborhoods buried under as much as 20 feet of water, was made clear in Riley’s added estimate that it would be at least 30 days before the saucer-shaped city would be pumped out.

And now, everything else…

It’s beginning to sink in across the country just how huge the disaster that has befallen New Orleans truly is.

irst they have to pump the flooded city dry, and that will take a minimum of 30 days. Then they will have to flush the drinking water system, making sure they don’t recycle the contaminants. Figure another month for that.
The electricians will have to watch out for snakes in the water, wild animals and feral dogs. It will be a good idea to wear hip boots and take care of cuts and scrapes before the toxic slush turns them into festering sores. The power grid might be up in a few weeks, but many months will elapse before everybody’s lights come back on.
By that time, a lot of people won’t care because they will have taken the insurance money and moved away — forever. Home rebuilding, as opposed to repairs, won’t start for a year and will last for years after that.
Even then, there may be nothing normal about New Orleans, because the floodwater, spiked with tons of contaminants ranging from heavy metals and hydrocarbons to industrial waste, human feces and the decayed remains of humans and animals, will linger nearby in the Gulf of Mexico for a decade.
“This is the worst case,” Hugh B. Kaufman, a senior policy analyst at the Environmental Protection Agency, said of the toxic stew that contaminates New Orleans. “There is not enough money in the gross national product of the United States to dispose of the amount of hazardous material in the area.

In the city itself, evacuation of all remaining residents continues. Tens of thousands of people are awaiting evacuation in the Superdome; the current plan is to move them by bus to Houston, where they will be housed in the Astrodome. Tensions in the Superdome are running high due to the nightmarish conditions in that facility:

“It’s worse than a prison,” said Mr. Childs, who knew something about the subject, having spent three months in the Orleans Parish Prison on a drunken-driving charge. “In prison you have a place to urinate, a place for other bathroom needs. Here you get no water, no toilets, no lights. You get all that in prison.”

As the evacuation proceeded today, some helicopters had to turn back from the Superdome because they were being shot at.

Attempts to rescue survivors by boat in some of the more heavily flooded parts of the city have also been fired upon, leading to the indefinite suspension of small-boat rescue operations in those areas.

Even as authorities struggle to transport the 25,000 refugees from the Superdome to Houston, others have been arriving on their own in small groups, only to be turned away upon reaching the Astrodome. The city of San Antonio has volunteered to take in 25,000 more refugees from Louisiana to help ease the burden on Houston.

Another shelter area, the New Orleans Convention Center, is reportedly “a scene of anarchy“:

I don’t think I really have the vocabulary for this situation.
We just heard a couple of gunshots go off. There’s a building smoldering a block away. People are picking through whatever is left in the stores right now…
As we drove by, people screamed out to us — “Do you have water? Do you have food? Do you have any information for us?”
We had none of those.
Probably the most disturbing thing is that people at the Convention Center are starting to pass away and there is simply nothing to do with their bodies.

The problem of disposing of the remains of the dead is becoming increasingly urgent as untold numbers of corpses continue to litter the city. Mayor Ray Nagin estimates the death toll to be “minimum hundreds, most likely thousands“.

The hurricane wrought devastation on oil refineries across the Gulf Coast, leading to sudden spikes in gasoline prices. In some parts of the South gas is now at $6 per gallon. Gasoline futures reached a record-high $2.80 per gallon at the New York Mercantile Exchange on Wednesday, leading systems-disruption expert John Robb to predict a dive back into recession for the U.S. economy after several years of sluggish recovery.

Facing all this, President Bush took decisive action and called his dad for help.

And so went the beginning of the great diaspora from New Orleans. The great question, of course, is whether any of these people will ever be able to come back home…


The End of New Orleans: I Spoke Too Soon

On Monday, when it became clear that Hurricane Katrina was going to jog to the east and avoid a direct hit on the city of New Orleans — which would have resulted in catastrophic flooding and, probably, the end of that city as we know it — I said that the worst case scenario had been avoided.

It’s becoming increasingly clear that I was wrong. The worst case scenario is playing out right now.

The reason is because emergency authorities have been unable to repair breaches in the levees keeping a now-swollen Lake Pontchartrain out of the city — and water gushing through those breaches has begun to fill up the bowl that New Orleans sits at the bottom of.

From the New Orleans Times-Picayune:

The catastrophic flooding that filled the bowl that is New Orleans on Monday and Tuesday will only get worse over the next few days because rainfall from Hurricane Katrina continues to flow into Lake Pontchartrain from north shore rivers and streams, and east winds and a 17.5-foot storm crest on the Pearl River block the outflow water through the Rigolets and Chef Menteur Pass…
A 500-yard and growing breach in the eastern wall of the 17th Street Canal separating New Orleans from Metairie is pouring hundreds of thousands of gallons of lake water per second into the New Orleans area. Water also is flowing through two more levee breaches along the Industrial Canal, which created a Hurricane Betsy-on-steroids flood in the Lower 9th Ward on Monday that is now spreading south into the French Quarter and other parts of the city.
New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin warned Tuesday evening that an attempt to plug the holes in the 17th Street Canal had failed, and the floodwaters were expected to continue to rise rapidly throughout the night. Eventually, Nagin said, the water could reach as high as 3 feet above sea level, meaning it could rise to 12 to 15 feet high in some parts of the city.
Louisiana State University Hurricane Center researcher Ivor van Heerden warned that Nagin’s estimates could be too low because the lake water won’t fall quickly during the next few days.
“We don’t have the weather conditions to drive the water out of Lake Pontchartrain, and at the same time, all the rivers on the north shore are in flood,” he said. “That water is just going to keep rising in the city until it’s equal to the level of the lake.
“Unless they can use sandbags to compartmentalize the flooded areas, the water in the city will rise everywhere to the same level as the lake.

Let me reiterate. Water is pouring into New Orleans. It is not going to pour out again on its own; the only way to get it out is to pump it out. If it is not pumped out the entire city will eventually be sitting under 15, 20, or more feet of water — forever. If the levees aren’t repaired, the water is going to keep flooding in; and the higher the floodwaters get, the harder it will be to repair the levees.

This is a Very Bad Situation.

New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin is frustrated by the quality of assistance his city has gotten in what may be the biggest natural disaster in American history:

A day after Hurricane Katrina dealt a devastating blow to the Big Easy, New Orleans Mayor Ray Nagin on Tuesday night blasted what he called a lack of coordination in relief efforts for setting behind the city’s recovery.
“There is way too many fricking … cooks in the kitchen,” Nagin said in a phone interview with WAPT-TV in Jackson, Mississippi, fuming over what he said were scuttled plans to plug a 200-yard breach near the 17th Street Canal, allowing Lake Pontchartrain to spill into the central business district. An earlier breach occurred along the Industrial Canal in the city’s Lower 9th Ward.
The National Weather Service reported a breach along the Industrial Canal levee at Tennessee Street, in southeast New Orleans, on Monday. Local reports later said the levee was overtopped, not breached, but the Corps of Engineers reported it Tuesday afternoon as having been breached.
But Nagin said a repair attempt was supposed to have been made Tuesday.
According to the mayor, Black Hawk helicopters were scheduled to pick up and drop massive 3,000-pound sandbags in the 17th Street Canal breach, but were diverted on rescue missions. Nagin said neglecting to fix the problem has set the city behind by at least a month.
“I had laid out like an eight-week to ten-week timeline where we could get the city back in semblance of order. It’s probably been pushed back another four weeks as a result of this,” Nagin said.
“That four weeks is going to stop all commerce in the city of New Orleans. It also impacts the nation, because no domestic oil production will happen in southeast Louisiana.”

The failure of the emergency teams to stop the flooding from the levee break has led Governor Kathleen Blanco to call for the abandonment of the city until such time as the waters are drained:

Blanco said she wanted the Superdome — which had become a shelter of last resort for about 20,000 people — evacuated within two days, though was still unclear where the people would go. The air conditioning inside the Superdome was out, the toilets were broken, and tempers were rising in the sweltering heat. “Conditions are degenerating rapidly,” she said. “It’s a very, very desperate situation.”

Meanwhile, the breakdown of civilization across the city has led to widespread looting. The National Guard is being deployed to try and relieve the local police, who have had a rough couple of days:

Cops on the street, cut off from their superiors by a failure of the communications system, complained of chaos.
“Put this in your paper,” one officer on Canal Street said. “They told us nothing. We were unprepared. We are completely on our own.”

At least one police officer has been killed by looters so far.

So, in short: even though Katrina did not hit the city dead-on, the failure of a couple of weak levees — and the inability of authorities to plug those breaches quickly — have put the city very close to the dire situation we all feared.

(For up to the minute news from the disaster zone, check with the Times-Picayune, or you can watch live 24/7 coverage from WWL-TV.)


Waiting in Line at the DMV Is An Eternity. Four Minutes Talking to A Stranger? Nah

My friend Ginger talked me into going along with her and one of her friends to a “speed dating” event the other night. She has posted an account of the experience (with pictures, no less!), so I figured I should do the same.

Short version: I actually had a surprisingly good time. I wasn’t expecting much more than a few chuckles and the ability to check something off my list of Goofy Things I’ve Done, but it actually turned out to be a pleasant experience.

In case you aren’t familiar with the concept of “speed dating”, here’s how it worked. You get a roomful of single people together, then separate them by gender into two long lines. Then the two lines are set up so they’re facing each other, and you talk to whoever happens to be across from you for four minutes. Then a dweeb with a bell rings it, and one line moves down a person, so now you’ve got a new person to talk to for the next four minutes. Repeat until you’ve spent an hour chatting away.

The “twist” with this particular event (or maybe this is standard practice, I dunno, I was a first-time speed dater) was that if you hit it off with someone, you were supposed to take note of the number that was written on their name tag. Then after the hour was up, you would write a note to that person, put it in an envelope addressed to that number, and the organizers would mail it to the person you hit it off with — so you could send your mash note without the mash-ee having to divulge his or her address to you.

Anyway, we all lined up as instructed and chatted each other up. Maybe I was just lucky, but I actually got to talk to several nice women in my hour. Of course there were a few zeroes, but you always knew with those that you only had to struggle through four minutes and then you’d start from scratch with someone else, so they weren’t too trying. And the good ones were genuinely fun to talk to, which made up for the zeroes.

So by the end of the evening I had met three women who seemed interesting enough to follow up with — not bad, really, three out of fifteen. I thought the whole postal-service thing seemed a little contrived, so rather than drop my info in the mail I just went up to each of them, gave them the card I’d written out, and said something along the lines of “I really liked talking with you, I’d like to do it again sometime, so rather than do this kabuki dance of mailing stuff back and forth I just thought I’d come over and tell you that.”

Too forward? I dunno, I’m hardly an expert at this sort of thing. But I’ve heard back positively from one of them already, so it couldn’t have been too bad of a decision.

So yeah, anyway, that was my speed dating experience. A little weird? Certainly. But overall a good night out, and what the hell, you only live once, eh?


The End of New Orleans?

Hurricane Katrina is heading now right towards the city of New Orleans.

This is a Very Big Deal because New Orleans is mortally vulnerable to massive damage from a hurricane. By “massive damage”, I mean tens of thousands of dead — and, potentially, the entire downtown area being submerged underwater for good.

The short explanation why is that New Orleans sits in the bottom of a giant bowl — from decades of Army Corps of Engineers projects building levees around the city to protect the city from Mississippi River floods. A giant hurricane, though, would blow water right over those levees — which would then trap the water inside, because once the hurricane has passed, there’s nothing that’s going to blow it out again. So the bowl would fill right up, putting the city at the bottom of a lake.

Here’s a video report from PBS’ NOVA ScienceNOW that explains it in more detail, and a transcript of a 2002 report by Daniel Zwerdling for Bill Moyers’ NOW program on just how serious the risk to the city is:

WALTER MAESTRI: A couple of days ago we actually had an exercise where we brought a fictitious Category Five hurricane–
DANIEL ZWERDLING: The worst.
WALTER MAESTRI: –the absolute worst, into the metropolitan area…
DANIEL ZWERDLING: Walter Maestri is basically the czar of public emergencies in Jefferson Parish. It’s the biggest suburb in the region.
WALTER MAESTRI: Well, when the exercise was completed it was evident that we were going to lose a lot of people we changed the name of the storm from Delaney to K-Y-A-G-B… kiss your ass goodbye… because anybody who was here as that Category Five storm came across… was gone.

Katrina is a Category Five storm.

New Orleans is in the process of being evacuated. Interstate 10, which runs north from the city, has all lanes given over to traffic heading out of town, and it’s still gridlocked. Residents who don’t have cars are being instructed to take shelter in the Superdome.

I think it’s safe to say that all the nation’s thoughts and prayers are with the people of New Orleans as they race to escape Katrina’s trap. Here’s hoping this storm isn’t the K-Y-A-G-B storm — and that, if the city pulls through, maybe it gets the state and Federal governments to take seriously the need to look at what levee construction and loss of wetlands have done to put people at risk before the next crisis.

UPDATE: This from Dr. Jeff Masters at Weather Underground:

I put the odds of New Orleans getting its levees breached and the city submerged at about 70%… I recommend that if you are trapped in New Orleans tomorrow, that you wear a life jacket and a helmet if you have them.

Yowza.

UPDATE: John Robb found this story from last year about the Superdome’s suitability as an emergency shelter:

It appears a facility as large as the Dome could hold up in hurricane conditions but Bill Curl, spokesman for the Superdome, says that is yet to be tested and if there is no other choice then maybe the Dome could serve as a shelter.
“Only in dire emergencies. The Superdome is not a shelter,” said Curl.

Yet to be tested? Jesus — there’s thousands of people in there right now. I hope the Powers That Be knew what they were doing telling people to take shelter there.

UPDATE (8/29/2005): Looks like those concerns about the Superdome were not misplaced — part of the roof has come off:

New Orleans, braced for a catastrophic direct hit from the powerful Category 4 storm, hunkered nearly 10,000 people in its mammoth Superdome, but Ed Reams of CNN affiliate WDSU reported that the structure has begun leaking as the winds damaged the roof letting daylight and rainwater in the darkened arena.
“I can see daylight straight up from inside the Superdome,” Reams reported.
National Guard troops moved people to the other side of the dome. Others were moving beneath the concrete-reinforced terrace level.
“This is only going to get bigger,” he said. “We have another two hours before the worst of the storm gets to us.”

UPDATE (8/29/2005): Jeff Masters at Weather Underground says now that a last-minute change in Katrina’s course means that New Orleans may be spared the worst:

On this course, the western edge of the eyewall will pass some 20 miles to the east of New Orleans, sparing that city a catastrophic hit. As the eye passes east of the city later this morning, north winds of about 100 mph will push waters from Lake Pontchartrain up to the top of the levee protecting the city, and possibly breach the levee and flood the city. This flooding will not cause the kind of catastrophe that a direct hit by the right (east) eyewall would have, with its 140 mph winds and 15-20 foot storm surge. New Orleans will not suffer large loss of life from Katrina.

FINAL UPDATE (8/29/2005): Well, it looks like Dr. Masters was right — that last minute turn to the east appears to have saved New Orleans from the worst case scenario. They still have a huge amount of damage to deal with — authorities are telling people who fled the storm not to come home for at least a week — but it’s not the end of New Orleans after all, thank God.

The question is, will the next one be? How many near misses will it take to get someone to take the threat seriously and start preparing the city adequately — before it’s too late?


In Case You Were Wondering What That Great Song Playing Under The Last Few Minutes of the “Six Feet Under” Finale Was

… it’s called “Breathe Me”, by Sia.

Wanna listen to it again?

UPDATE (April 22, 2009): “Hark! Video!”:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWdYMuo3_B4


Google IM is Here

Apparently the rumors are true — Google has indeed launched an instant message service based on the open source Jabber protocol.

All I can say is — it’s about time someone did! Having the IM world broken up into incompatible networks makes no sense — an open protocol like Jabber will be much better for end users, since it means they can use any IM program they want that speaks Jabber. For example, the instructions in the post above show how to connect to Google’s service via Apple’s iChat, and a commenter then shows how to connect via the popular Windows client Trillian.

Now all that remains is to see how the vendors of proprietary, walled-garden IM services — AOL, Yahoo, and MSN — respond…

UPDATE: And now it’s really “for real” — here’s the official Google Talk IM software for you to download. Windows 2000/XP only, though as noted above you can connect on other platforms through a range of clients. (Though I have yet to get gaim to connect successfully… grrr.)

It’s worth noting, though, that as of today third party clients don’t get the full Google Talk service — take a look at this comparison chart to see what I mean: the only client listed that can do user-to-user voice messaging (as opposed to standard IM) is the official Google Talk client. They promise to add support for SIP, which would let third-party clients do voice chat, “in a future release“, though.

YET ANOTHER UPDATE: Finally figured out how to connect with gaim — instructions here.

ONE MORE FREAKING UPDATE: OK, now let’s get fancy.

Google Talk is a Jabber-based service. And I already have a Jabber account at jason@jasonlefkowitz.net — which is easier for people to remember than some random Gmail address, since it’s also my primary email, and I don’t use Gmail anyway so who wants the bother of Yet Another Address to remember?

But the question is, can Google Talk users connect with Jabber users on any server? Or do you have to be connected to Google’s Jabber server?

So let’s do a test. If you’re on Google Talk, disregard the address I gave originally and add me to your buddy list at jason@jasonlefkowitz.net, then ping me. Let’s see how smoothly this “open standards” stuff works 🙂

UPDATE (Feb. 2, 2006): If you tried this experiment back when I first posted this, you would have discovered that it didn’t work — Google had not connected GTalk to the public Jabber network. However, they now have done this so you should be able to IM any Jabber user with GTalk.


A Blast From the Past, Courtesy of Engadget

LOL: Engadget 1985.

One day in the future we’ll all work at 200MHz tower desktops with 9600 baud modems, but until then we’ll just have to keep dreaming.