Archive: Making An Ass of Yourself: A How-To Guide

A Conspiracy of Silence! Or Just Simple Ineptitude (November 14, 2005)

If you’ve tried to leave a comment on this site over the last couple of weeks, you may have wondered why it didn’t show up. It turns out that I had the spam-filtering settings for this blog set a tad… aggressively. Imagine my surprise when I checked my “Junk Comments” folder today and found about […]

Socks Awaaaay (June 27, 2005)

I don’t need no steeenking situational awareness

You Learn Something New Every Day (February 24, 2005)

Or at least, I do

I Am A “Smacktard”. Who Knew? (November 24, 2003)


You Know That Band You Love? They SUCK! (June 12, 2003)

Open mouth, insert e-mail plus foot

How to Win Friends and Influence People (April 11, 2003)

What I learned today: When you have to work next to somebody, all day, every day, it helps if you don’t describe as “the bottom-feeders of society” the profession that person happened to be in during their last job. I’ll give that tip to ya free of charge, kids. No need to thank me.